Mosquito bites on the top of your ear are terrible. Not only do they itch, but after frequent scratching, they start to hurt. Plus, you feel like quite the dumbass for not hearing the tiny mother fucker buzzing into your ear to do his deed.
On the contrary, toilet paper commercials. Ridiculous.
Who wants paper flakes on their asshole? Not me. But a better question, who has ever noticed the paper flakes on their own asshole, or even someone else's?! Sketchy selling point if you ask me. Seems like it's only market is for anal loving sex addicts who don't like the unsightly left over tissue.
SET, HUT!
Cha-cha-cha! Charmin!
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