I have always wondered, if we have a Thanksgiving Turkey and an Easter Bunny. Yeah, you know it's coming. Why don't we eat rabbits on Easter?! I mean whats the big emphasis on the bunny if we can't even eat one?? Furthermore, wouldn't you think that if we had the time to hide and paint CHICKEN eggs, don't we have the time to hunt for rabbits? Rather, shouldn't we be eating CHICKEN!?!?!
My family ate ham this Easter. No pig eggs were hidden, and no, Porky did not bring me a basket of goodies this year either.

I know what your thinking and yes.. this IS probably how he gets all those damn eggs.