Wipe Dat Ass

Mosquito bites on the top of your ear are terrible. Not only do they itch, but after frequent scratching, they start to hurt. Plus, you feel like quite the dumbass for not hearing the tiny mother fucker buzzing into your ear to do his deed.

On the contrary, toilet paper commercials. Ridiculous.

Who wants paper flakes on their asshole? Not me. But a better question, who has ever noticed the paper flakes on their own asshole, or even someone else's?! Sketchy selling point if you ask me. Seems like it's only market is for anal loving sex addicts who don't like the unsightly left over tissue.

SET, HUT!

Cha-cha-cha! Charmin!

Turn that frown upside down

I have always found angry people to be quite amusing. Why are you so mad? There has got to be a reason. Were you dropped on your head as a baby? Maybe you were abused as a child. More likely there is an issue with lack of size in particular regions. Whatever the reason, please quit spreading your hate.

A good friend once asked me, "Why do haters hate?"
The answer is quite simple, "Haters hate because of hate."

Now, please take your personal issues, squish them into a tiny ball.. and shove it up your ass!! Quit hating yourself and grow up.

Speaking of growing up, Chiddy Bang remixed MGMT's song "Kids" and made it their own.
Listen to this shit, it's balla.




-Stay Fresh

r-r-rewind

So I posted this video before but for those of you that missed it.



Finally Famous.

it's wabbit season

I have always wondered, if we have a Thanksgiving Turkey and an Easter Bunny. Yeah, you know it's coming. Why don't we eat rabbits on Easter?! I mean whats the big emphasis on the bunny if we can't even eat one?? Furthermore, wouldn't you think that if we had the time to hide and paint CHICKEN eggs, don't we have the time to hunt for rabbits? Rather, shouldn't we be eating CHICKEN!?!?!

My family ate ham this Easter. No pig eggs were hidden, and no, Porky did not bring me a basket of goodies this year either.




I know what your thinking and yes.. this IS probably how he gets all those damn eggs.

sniffle.. sniffle.. cough.. lung.

whats better than being sick?
how about.. coughing til' you're gasping for air.
or maybe, waking up in the middle of the night, lower back aching. age 19.
but its probably every slight breeze that tickles your arm hair making you feel like its 50 below.

oh WAIT! i know.
chugging robitussin until you're dizzy/drunk enough to sleep peacefully.

-thank medicine.

Wow, interesting cartoon

Ahh, the first video I had posted no longer exists on Vimeo.
That's unfortunate.
Anyways, it was "Logorama" and I'm pretty sure it was played in the short film category at the Oscars. Hopefully you saw it then, if not.. whateva.

This next video I found off a link from the Logorama video. It's a long movie but it's quite interesting.

After further investigation, it actually did win Best Animated Short film. Luckily I got to watch it online before it was removed.

Update: You can find Logorama in full length on iTunes

Some time and effort had to have been put into this. Well made.

This Time

A friend of mine was in a club in Texas and heard this song. It is a great song.

USA vs. Canada

Well, as disappointing as the results of the game were. I'd like to say that I think all of Michigan hates Sydney Crosby, and I find it rather humorous that he resembles Andy Samburg. What a jokester.

Supa Dupa High n' Low

Big Sean kills the beat on the Gucci Mane remix. Cool video too.



Kid Cudi with that flow. Great song.

College textbooks

Oh don't you just love buying college textbooks? This one in peticular is quite the hassle. See, I ordered it online 3 days before my classes started and never received it. Now, with a test tomorrow, I need the book desperately but no bookstore in ALL of Michigan seem to have it. I'm currently in love with how prepared I am.

Keep it real.

P.S. if anyone in the Grand Rapids area has this book.. I will buy it off of you.

Speaking of green..

Since we are on the topic. My friend designs spartan t-shirts. They just came out with a new design and its pretty sweet. Check them out and buy one of the coolest shirts you'll ever own.

Never Graduate Clothing

-Fresh

MSU

Heading out to MSU tonight, gonna be a great time. 1 1/2 hour drive by myself. Seems worth it to me!

Multi-tasking

http://notdoppler.com/multitask.php
Great game, pretty hard to keep up. At 80, a 4th screen comes up and it gets real tough.

I got a 90. Try to beat that

Yesterday

A cluster of events results in the purchase of a dozen delicious krispy kreme donuts after class.

As I walk out of the building, I'm carrying this hefty box of bakery treats by my side with one hand.. like it ain't no thang. When, out of no where, a hefty man walks by.. looks at me directly in the eyes.. licks his lips.. and continues walking. As this.. scene.. played out before me, I noticed the vice like grip I had on my precious krispy box. Gingerly enough to make sure the contents were out of harms way.

Oh, I hope it was the krispys.

and then there was one.

Happiness makes up in height, what it lacks in length.