Wipe Dat Ass

Mosquito bites on the top of your ear are terrible. Not only do they itch, but after frequent scratching, they start to hurt. Plus, you feel like quite the dumbass for not hearing the tiny mother fucker buzzing into your ear to do his deed.

On the contrary, toilet paper commercials. Ridiculous.

Who wants paper flakes on their asshole? Not me. But a better question, who has ever noticed the paper flakes on their own asshole, or even someone else's?! Sketchy selling point if you ask me. Seems like it's only market is for anal loving sex addicts who don't like the unsightly left over tissue.

SET, HUT!

Cha-cha-cha! Charmin!

Turn that frown upside down

I have always found angry people to be quite amusing. Why are you so mad? There has got to be a reason. Were you dropped on your head as a baby? Maybe you were abused as a child. More likely there is an issue with lack of size in particular regions. Whatever the reason, please quit spreading your hate.

A good friend once asked me, "Why do haters hate?"
The answer is quite simple, "Haters hate because of hate."

Now, please take your personal issues, squish them into a tiny ball.. and shove it up your ass!! Quit hating yourself and grow up.

Speaking of growing up, Chiddy Bang remixed MGMT's song "Kids" and made it their own.
Listen to this shit, it's balla.




-Stay Fresh

r-r-rewind

So I posted this video before but for those of you that missed it.



Finally Famous.

it's wabbit season

I have always wondered, if we have a Thanksgiving Turkey and an Easter Bunny. Yeah, you know it's coming. Why don't we eat rabbits on Easter?! I mean whats the big emphasis on the bunny if we can't even eat one?? Furthermore, wouldn't you think that if we had the time to hide and paint CHICKEN eggs, don't we have the time to hunt for rabbits? Rather, shouldn't we be eating CHICKEN!?!?!

My family ate ham this Easter. No pig eggs were hidden, and no, Porky did not bring me a basket of goodies this year either.




I know what your thinking and yes.. this IS probably how he gets all those damn eggs.

sniffle.. sniffle.. cough.. lung.

whats better than being sick?
how about.. coughing til' you're gasping for air.
or maybe, waking up in the middle of the night, lower back aching. age 19.
but its probably every slight breeze that tickles your arm hair making you feel like its 50 below.

oh WAIT! i know.
chugging robitussin until you're dizzy/drunk enough to sleep peacefully.

-thank medicine.

Wow, interesting cartoon

Ahh, the first video I had posted no longer exists on Vimeo.
That's unfortunate.
Anyways, it was "Logorama" and I'm pretty sure it was played in the short film category at the Oscars. Hopefully you saw it then, if not.. whateva.

This next video I found off a link from the Logorama video. It's a long movie but it's quite interesting.

After further investigation, it actually did win Best Animated Short film. Luckily I got to watch it online before it was removed.

Update: You can find Logorama in full length on iTunes

Some time and effort had to have been put into this. Well made.

This Time

A friend of mine was in a club in Texas and heard this song. It is a great song.